Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Note To Gold Division: We've Been Hustlin' Ya

Ha! Did you really think we would fold so easily?!? We've lulled you into a false sense of security. You probably look at the schedule and see "Red Army" thinking it will be an easy win, oh how you have been misguided. When the time is right the Red Army will awaken, and that time is hopefully soon.

Never in the history of mankind has there been such an opportunity for a Cinderella story such as this. Cinderella herself would surrender her name if she could only comprehend the epic proportions of this late season rally that is before us. Just as the poles are are long overdue for shifting, the Red Army is long overdue for a win, or four.

Teams may scoff at the poor attendance of the players, or the lackadaisical play at times... but the joke is on them, because who scoffs or uses the word lackadaisical... gays do. Wikipedia it.

So consider yourself warned Gold Division, next time you play us you may beat us... but you're only fueling the fire of a great comeback story. Unless you beat us in the playoffs... in which case if it was a Disney movie you probably cheated and we'll still get custody of the dog.

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