Gayest title of the year? Probably, but who cares, the Red Army is undefeated! They continue their quest for the perfect season tomorrow night against the Multiple Scoregasms, who defeated the Mad Dads last night. Sure, any comedian could easily crack a joke about how mad the dads were over not being able to "bust" their opponent and how "frustrating" it can be, but any joke of that nature would be in poor taste, and especially at this stage in the season: "premature." Grow up.
But a victory will not come easily tomorrow, as the Red Army will be without their top line of Mark and Beege. Mark is on the IR until Sunday, while Beege just sucks, excuse me, has a physics final. The scoring will most likely come from the stick of Peter, a defenseman, or very unlikely, Neal. Even so, with all of that, I still predict a victory for Mother Russia over the goalbusters. The score: 7-3, star of the game: Brad.
REDDER ARMY NEWS: Coming off of their victory last night, the team celebrated by drinking heavily. Later, Andy copulated with a fat chick.
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