Pat King was sent to the Red Army's minor league affiliate the Trailside Tigers on a five day conditioning stint general manager Vladisaov Gorbichevstalin told reporters today. The winger, who experienced a career season last autumn, is expected to return to action for the Soviets on Tuesday against the Unamused Pirates.
"I know I shamed the franchise last night with my less than stellar performance," a solemn King said before loading his equipment into the Tiger Bus. "I trust Gorbichevstalin and I think a few games outside under those lights will really help my focus."
King then paused a few moments before continuing. "It was one game! One fucking game! Come on folks, we won didn't we? I back-checked Loges, I skated hard, I went inside outside on a defenseman and backhanded one over the crossbar, I even wrang a one timer off the iron. Sometimes things just don't go your way, but the minor leagues! I'm Pat fucking King! I'm the mother fucking King!" King then removed an AK47 from his hockey bag and fired several rounds into the tires of the bus, rendering it out of service.
It as the first time in several days that King had hit a target he was aiming at.
2 comments:
You actually blog about this nonsense? Jesus.
I'll bet you were all excited that you actually received a comment from someone other than your teammates.
I guess you could classify my excitement level as moderate.
For the record, I have no idea how other teams discovered this blog. I have made 0 effort to advertise it and certainly don't update it enough to establish any sort of following. Yet, despite this, the recent traffic generated on this blog is higher than it ever has been. So to answer your question: yes, I do blog about this nonsense simply because you continue to read it.
Am I wrong if I guess you play for the Shockers?
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