A Drunken Post

Yes folks, I, Barry Melrose, am intoxicated. Now some of you out there in comrade-land may find this unbelievable. "How could our trusted journalist, a man whom we owe so much, if not all, of our coverage of our favorite roller hockey team, drink at a time like this? How could he do this when there is so much at stake?" Well, put frankly, Seven, eleven, and doubles.

But mostly eleven.

I should preface this blog post by saying that though Prestige Worldwide has fallen early in this playoffs, it does not, I repeat, does not, give us unrelenting privaledges to mock them. Only after we win one playoff game this winter do we earn those rights.

Also, I am jealous of the comment section at PW's website. Post comments here too. If you don't, the British troops will again begin to sleep in your houses.

Finally, to wrap up this drunken, albeit well written post, I shall make a top ten list of things I've noticed this season. The list's category? Well, who do you think I am, David Letterman? No category. Just ten things I have noticed.

10: No one ever thinks they committed a penalty (this comes from my reffing perspective, not playing)

9: We're 2-0 in overtime this season. Boom.

8: Loges and I don't get along when we play, but I feel like we could both agree that Journey to the Center of the Earth was a bad movie. Maybe there is hope yet.

6: Fuck number 7.

5: Have you ever been so sexually frustrated that you dream about watching a porno?

4: Me neither.

3: If we repeat this year (Andy knocks on wood), I'm going to need some more Georgian (the country) moonshine... stat.

2: How about 2 Soviets in the top 10 in scoring? Raise your glasses, cheers them, and drink. Now dance. That's right, dance. Now go hit on that girl. No no no no, not her, her friend. Yeah, the one with the tattoo.

1: Scott doesn't like losing. Let's not lose.




So there it is. A drunken post brought to you by BB&T (no lie, they paid me to do this).