The ratings for Sunday's Red Army vs Trailside game was released earlier this afternoon, and the ratings have network heads salivating. Nationally, the game received a 0.00000000000004 rating, meaning that out of the estimated 20,000,000,000 TV screens in the nation, about three were tuned in to watch the game on The Food Network Four. In layman's terms, one out of every 7 million TV's.
"It's a huge step for us," Commissioner Andrew Jenkins said. "Last year we received a 0.00 rating, and the year before we also had a 0.00 rating. This is the first time the ratings have been less than zero. Three TV's!"
Brian Jeffery, president of the Food Network Four (FNF) was equally excited. "It's no secret that our network doesn't get much viewership," Jeffery said. "And we took a big risk to air the Red Army, Trailside game, rather than go with our originally planned program of 'Spork or Fork: the Great Paradox', but we felt that we would be able to score more views."
Added Jeffery, "Clearly, we made the wrong decision."
2 comments:
you've been audited hendricks, and you're math is faulty. you are cookin the books.
Dearest Anonymous,
If you are going to comment about the shortcomings of one's math, perhaps you would be mindful of your own grammar. I see four different grammatical mistakes in your comment. That's right, one more than a hat trick... or five less than an Ovechtrick.
The point is, you are embarrassed.
-Care Barr
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