Wednesday, January 11, 2012

Soviets Given the Day Off

Red Army coach Sergei Trotz-Stalin cancelled today's practice to give his players an extra day of rest this week. Some of the Comrades were seen around the Yoo-Hoo practice facility doing light workouts or video sessions, but none of the players laced up the skates.

"I don't have skates," Pat King said. "Mine broke."

Continued King, "Plus, I come to Y.H.P.F. anytime I need to cure a hangover. Is this a henna? Oh God please tell me this is a henna."

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