Mark Hendricks didn't practice today and is believed to be recovering from a busy week. "I'm not injured, just really sore. I can't jerk one out without pulling something." Mark, who played in three hard fought games last night, is a pussy according to some of his teammates. "Three games? Boo fucking hoo." Captain Steve Hand said. "I've been busting my ass all season and this clown thinks he can miss practice because of a little fatigue? Not on my watch."
Some teammates were more understanding. "It's alright if he is a little bit banged up. Is he walking with a limp? Cause that would probably mean he wouldn't be able to run as fast if he were getting chased by someone who was hungry. Wait, that came out wrong. If he is limping, he probably wouldn't be able to skate faster than the defense, yeah, that's what I meant to say." A salivating Tony commented afterwards.
I'll update if any news breaks tomorrow, though it is expected to be a quiet day as players were given the day off to drink at happy hour.
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